Unemployed, alcoholic and loving it!

Oh Chilly!

Great to hear that you're getting your hands dirty and doing work around the house. I suppose setting up an internet thingie on the roof of a donkey stable is not too hard, a simple search on google for "donkey stable" "wireless internet" and "Gypsieland" should cover most questions. I am still on dial-up internet at my parents house (or should I say "outback kangaroo farm") so Google searches are a little too demanding for such high-speed internet, but I ride my kangaroo to the unemployment office each day and their computers are capable of accessing the internet if you keep peddling the electrical generator.

The Australian government have fast-tracked me into some sort of intensive job search training, which in other words means that they will require me to sit at this computer each day for a couple of hours and listen to them talk about how to write a resume and how important it is to spell your name correctly etc. It's amazing, some of the people I meet each day make the sexy SMG look like an oracle of knowledge and wisdom. The Australian government are very advanced in their cruel and unusual punishment of the unemployed, I get static electrical shocks everytime I touch a door-handle. I ockso make sure to interrupt them and say how outraged I am by the system in Australia and how in New Zealand everything works so much better. Its amazing what you can learn from sheep.

Vi ses

Captain B