A Statement From Your Captain

Hej Hej!

Oh how I miss the Lund, things are just not the same when you live with your parents in the suburbs in a city in the arse-end of the world. Apart from missing the company of my Lundian friends, one of the most frustrating things is my inablilty to relate to Perth folk in my general conversation. For example, I'm no longer able to use the common Lundian phrases of "Ooohhh... it reminds me of the Kamnarsvagen" whenever I see a run down old building or the adjective of "Wermlands style" when requesting a meal to be both burnt and frozen or in semi-viscuous form. I saw a girl wearing tight jins and boots the other day, it reminded me of Pappa...

Anyway I hope Germany beat the Italians so that Frings can punch out a Frenchman in the final.

Captain B